A Career Objective...

Okay, so a friend IM'ed me and asked what would be a nice career objective for her resume...

I don't know anything about career objectives. I am not prepared yet, even, to have a job outside my college.

But, I realized then and there that maybe I should be prepared. I MUST be prepared. Life is like a Girl Scout's motto. ALWAYS be prepared.

So then...

If I were to have a career objective, what would it be?

Hmn...


1. To be able to practice my skills in a professional level of the business field. (Too... vague and innocent, but it may work)

2. To be able to get a salary more than the minimum wage per hour. (So true!)

3. To be able to just have a job! (Too straightforward... and what's with the exclamation point?!)

4. To have more friends. (Awww. Poor thing. She's hired!)

5. To share the love with my co-workers. (Yeah, right...)

6. To be able to work my way up and conquer the business arena therefore leading me to my ultimate goal, and that is to make Bill Gates in the #2 slot, and I on the #1. (Perfect!)

Okay, so now I have my career objective. I just have to type that in... and... click! Okay, printed. Gotta go! (I'm submitting this to HR, See yah!)