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Proposal: Acting.
Interview:
1. Can you act?
Yes, I definitely can.
2. If that is so, then what acting experiences have you, well, experienced?
Well, I have been casted as one of the little children in the play "The King and I"--my line was, wait, I'm trying to remember... oh, I think it was something like this... hmn, no it wasn't that, I was a child, I couldn't have said such thing... Oh! Oh! I know! I know! It was-- "I believe in snow." Yup, that was it, dang! I had a hard time memorizing that line. Woohhh~
3. Okay... So, are there OTHER acting experiences that you may have had? Anything at all other than... that?
Hmn, you really, really have tough questions... *laughs nervously*. Let me see... Oh, I told my mom that I was going to my classmate's house to do a project, but I went to another friend's house and we partied. When I went home, my mom didn't have any idea that I really didn't do THE project...
4. Okay, okay... that's not acting...
Oh, so uhmn... Let's see... Hey, just so you know, that was really an effort of an act... but, oh well. Oh, I know! I went to buy tickets for the bus one time, and I tried on a British accent... you know, like the ones they use in Harry Potter. Oh, gee, they're really good with "speaking British," they should win like-- all the awards! I mean, come on! It's so hard to do a British accent.
5. Okay, that's enough. By the way, the cast of Harry Potter are British.
Oh... I know that... but, it's neat! They're British, AND they can do a British accent. How cool is that??
6. Good bye.
Bye... Oh, hey, can you tell me where the restrooms are? Your building is waaaay huge... I could get lost here...
7. ...
Ohhhhh... I get it. I won't tell.
*walking, walking, walking, stops...turns back around...* Hey, maybe you should like, put a map somewhere... it would be more embarrassing if you really need to go to the bathroom... I mean, you work here. I think you should suggest that, but jokingly. So, you know, they won't figure that you don't know where the bathroom is...
8. GUARD!
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So maybe I haven't had any really big acting experiences in my life, but I do know that I can act. Only time can tell when I could have my debut.
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